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HEADLINE: Ladies Only Poker Camp Announced for January

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Jenny Woo with an important announcement. As you all probably know by now, I have become fully enveloped in the world of poker. One of the things I love about the game is that it does not discriminate. Just look at this Swiss underage teeny bopping female who walked off with a million plus at this year's European World Series of Poker. Need I say more.

Now comes the World Series of Poker premiere series of instructional camps, which today announced its Ladies Only Poker camp taking place in Vegas on January 25 - 26, 2008. I was so thrilled to have received this presser from Brian at Wicked Media following my usual three hour lunch break.

Ladies, you better participate. www.wsopacademy.com or by calling 1-800-989-WSOP.

Of course the presser had all types of code and script errors too numerous for this diva to sort through. I feel like I'm in the middle of an orgy with too many 50 plus year old overweight guys, whilst, here are some bullet points in order that I don't have to endure the torture of exerting bad codes:

*Hey Chris + Jenny, wanted to share with you that the WSOP Academy announces its next Ladies Only Poker camp which will take place in Las Vegas on January 25-26 yadda yaddd yadda and more script errors [WINDOWS-1252?] yadda yadda. Something about a horse. Yadda, yadda, yadda. And they should get me signed up for one of these camps. WTF? Since when do I become the grunt?

Oh and here goes my ADT kicking in. Perfect timing since this presser goes on and on and on and on.

Jenny is being forced to endure some military style poker training camp for females while my boss is enjoying himself in Barcelona this week. WTF?

Here's another bullet point: *The comprehensive poker camp and experience designed for women players of all skill levels will feature world-class instruction by WSOP bracelet winner Annie Duke, poker tells expert Joe Navarro [WINDOWS-1252?] , noted poker instructor Alex "The Insider" Outhred and many others.

Well, I really am excited about this ladies poker camp. No, really I am. Two days without ****. Really, really excited!

Another bullet point: *The fact that Sally went from a novice poker player to a World Champion a day after attending the Academy is a testament to the
level of instruction Annie Duke, Joe Navarro, Alex Outhred and all of
our instructors offer our participants. [WINDOWS-1252?] [WINDOWS-1252?], said Rosen.

I need a stiff drink and some alcohol. Who is Sally? What the hell are these people trying to get me into here? Yes, it's that time of the month and usually I am off for a few days but whilst my boss is away on his European jaunt so I am left in the Gambling911.com office to do my own editing. WTF?

Well, lookie here, it's time for my second lunch break!

The cost of the WSOP Academy Ladies Only Event is just $1,699 - Hey it could be $1,700 so stop your bellyaching. Space is limited to 100 participants, and the event is expected sell out well in advance. Additional details for this event and all other Academy events are again available at www.wsopacademy.com or by calling 1-800-989-WSOP. And I guess you might be meeting Yours Truly there.

Hey Brian, if you're over 5'1, hairy back - I don't care - let me know because by Day 2 of this event I want to be [WINDOWS-1252?] and [WINDOWS-1252?] then[WINDOWS-1252?] and you can cook me breakfast in the morning.

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